Drunk and horny

I'm the guest blogger who wrote the "Franka" story below. Hopefully you'll like this one too.....


It was about half twelve when I got home. I was drunk and despite my best efforts every move I made seem to bring with it a cacophony of noise. I knew she’d be asleep; she was apparently staying in to “read a book and relax” after what had been a hectic week. I also knew she’d be entirely pissed if I woke her up so I crept up the stairs as well as a drunk guy can and stripped down on the landing before trying to slip into bed discreetly.

As normal she was taking up a good three quarters of the bed, lying diagonally from one corner to the other. She’d also managed to cocoon herself within the duvet so I had mentally resigned myself to sleeping with one buttock off the mattress and being freezing cold. I just knew I shouldn’t wake her.

The light from the hall lit up part of the bedroom and I could see that on the desk in the corner she’d taken out my rolling tin and from the carnage of ripped Rizlas and scattered tobacco she’d rolled herself a joint or two to help her relax. I thought about rolling one for myself but then I thought better of it. I settled as well as I could into the bed and tried to go to sleep.

Unfortunately I was un-comfy as hell and freezing cold. I managed to wrestle a few inches of cover from her but not quite enough. I moved in toward her, trying to spoon her and immediately I could feel the heat from her body emanating out. I cuddled up more working my arm over her side and pushing my groin towards her bum, trying to share body heat and gain a little extra mattress in the process. All of a sudden she let out a loud grunt and pushed me back with her arse. Semi awake she stared at me silently, sitting up and revealing her naked body. My eyes drifted down to her breasts, whilst muttering my sorrys, but she turned over and lay back down, instantly back in the land of nod.

I took the opportunity to get more bed space and settled down with plenty of cover and tried to get myself comfy. We were now arse to arse, which is how we always slept. And her skin felt soft and warm against mine. I smiled to myself as I thought about her breasts and her bum and how I always got “handsy” when I was drunk. I knew it wouldn’t be a good idea tonight, two pints more and I basically would have mounted her as she slept. I made a mental note to myself to drink more.

My pillows were all messed up from her being on my side of the bed so I flipped them over and plumped them up, but as I did so I heard a clunk on the floor. I’d knocked something out of bed and I had no idea what. I reached down and padded around in the darkness, I hit something hard, yet soft, that was just out of my reach. The tips of my fingers could just about touch it but I couldn’t get a grip on it. I inched out of bed a little and managed to grab it. I lifted it up and held it out in front of me squinting in the light to get a better look at it. Then I laughed.

All of a sudden I could see what had happened tonight. She’d have got bored decided it was too late to join me in the pub and had a joint. As the night wore on she would have got hornier and hornier. Sometimes when she smokes she can be totally insatiable. One night in Amsterdam we’d screwed 8 times and only my pleading for sleep and water stopped her jumping me again. Tonight she would have been alone and horny. She’d have reached for that box under her bed and pulled out her favourite vibrator, the one I now held in my hand. It’s a good 8 inches long and massively thick. Its covered in a skin coloured thick jelly like latex moulded to look like a real cock. She’d have flicked through the Sky channels looking for some soft porn then she’d have fucked herself with her vibrator, rubbing her clit as she pushed it deep inside her. Her legs would have gone stiff and straight and she have rolled to one side and bitten the pillow as she came, trying to muffle her screams from the neighbours. When the last wave of orgasm had rippled through her body she’d have lay their breathless and her chest would have heaved as she glistened with sweat.

It was enough for me; I was drunk and now incredibly horny. I turned over and spooned her again pushing my hardening cock against her leg, my hand moved over her hip stroking her soft skin. I wanted her awake now, I wanted her to push her arse into me and let my cock force its way inside her wet pussy, so she could feel a real cock inside her tonight. She was going to cum harder than she did with her vibrator. I just needed her to be awake.

I thought I’d chance my arm. If she hadn’t been asleep that long she’d still be stoned and still be horny. I nuzzled into her neck and kissed her softly. “I’m home darling” I whispered softly, but close enough to her ear to make it audible to her. Semi-consciously she turned towards me and smiled and reached down and grabbed my hand from her hip squeezing it tightly. Then she lay back into her pillow and settled down to sleep again. “did you have a nice night” I continued, and kissed her neck several times more. She pushed back into me, which I read as a sign of closeness and made an “uh hummmmm” sound. “I found your vibrator”, then I kissed her some more, freeing my hand from hers and running my hand over her stomach and up towards her breasts. Laughing a little she pushed into me a little more, wiggling her bum as my now rock hard cock found its place between her arse cheeks.

My hand reached further up and groped at her breast. Their large, a good c cup, and full and had been what first attracted me to her. That first time I saw them naked for the first time I fell in love with her small pink nipples that seemed to be permanently erect. As my fingers wandered over her nipple tonight I thought about how much I wanted to suck them. Instead I kissed her neck some more and let my hand run down her stomach again. The angle wasn’t right for me to reach down for her clit so I pulled her towards me, hoping she’d take my lead. Thankfully she did, rolling onto her back, her lips reaching out to kiss me. We kissed passionately, her tongue sliding against mine and our hands desperately exploring one another.

She made the move first, reaching down for my cock. Her fingers gripped round it tightly and I groaned at the touch. She slid down the bed and my cock was in her mouth before I knew what was happening. She greedily swallowed my cock, taking it deep in her throat and moaning, driving me wild. I wanted to lick and suck her too but they way she sucked cock was phenomenal. She was without inhibition, slurping and gagging on me, she’d always insisted that when she sucked my dick it did more for her than it did for me and on this occasion I was inclined to believe her.

It seemed like she would never stop and I was desperate to fuck her, so I pulled her back up. She lay on top of me and kissed me deeply again, our aligned cock and pussy rubbing against one another. “Sit on my face” I begged, but she just smiled and reached down between her legs and grabbing my cock. With a couple of awkward movements she pushed herself back onto my cock and I slid inside her. She still wasn’t going to be silent as she groaned and moaned with every slow stroke, her hands on my chest and her long blonde hair falling into my face.

She ground her pussy hard against me as she got wetter and wetter pushing down with all her weight and urging me to push up so I could go as deep as possible. She threw her head back and moaned deeply and loudly as I hit the right spot and her animalistic instincts went into overdrive as she forced the tempo faster and faster.

The only sounds in the room now were my quiet grunts, her throaty moans and the smacking sounds of our bodies meeting as she rode my cock. Rising up and straightening her back her tits came in full view and my hands eagerly went up to them. Such was the passion I was in no mood to gently caress them and I squeezed them hard which made her flinch with pain. This drove me further on and I forced myself up jerking my hips as I fucked her harder and harder.

I knew this was what she wanted as she leaned back letting me thrust upwards more easily. She bounced on my cock and soon enough her first orgasm came, with each successive moan I was desperate to fuck her harder and faster, I didn’t want to be outdone by the vibrator.

She collapsed forward as her orgasm faded away, and whispered in my ear, “take me from behind”. I was in no mood to argue and got out of the bed and walked to the end. She was still lying face down on the bed, so I grabbed her by the ankle and pulled her towards me. The bed was at just the right height for me to stand as she got on all fours and she was so wet I had no trouble sliding inside her. With my hands on her hips I started off nice and slow, building up a rhythm. The aggression soon took over again and my hands were spreading her arse cheeks as my balls slapped against her. My thumb worked its way over her tight little arse hole, which drove her crazy; she reached down between her legs and furiously rubbed her clit as my cock slammed into her wet cunt.

Her groans and moans were increasingly loud and I knew it would be time for her to cum again soon. I reached forward and buried my hand in her hair, then grabbed hold and roughly pulled her head back, arching her back and letting me thrust further inside her. I wanted her to cum hard and I roughly pound her over and over again, not giving her a second’s respite. Sure enough she came hard, screaming my name totally uncaring about the neighbours or anyone else. I was in heaven as she came over and over again on my cock and bucked her arse grinding her pussy against me.

With sweat dripping from my forehead and sure that she’d been fucked hard enough I walked round the bed and knelt in front of her as she was recovering whilst still on all fours, in the doggy position. I wanked my cock furiously in front of her face wanting to cum all over her pretty face. She didn’t disappoint as she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue, occasionally licking and lapping at my helmet. I came in floods, squirting my hot cum in her mouth and over her face. With the last squirt I pushed my cock in her face and fucked her mouth, demanding she sucked every last drop of cum out of me. She gagged but did not resist, hungrily swallowing everything.
As my cock grew limp in her mouth we both collapsed back into bed, not before she had cleaned up her face pushing my cum into her mouth and licking it from her fingers. We spooned again and she whispered to me “I’ll wake you up in an hour for round two”. She would have had no complaints from me.