New Toy Alert

Apologies for the long absence... I've been mega busy with various projects. However, here's one you may well be interested in... I've been asked to become a reviewer for a new sex toy website - Jo Divine. They only stock high-quality branded sex toys, so when they asked me - I jumped at the chance! So they sent me a Lelo Elise. As some of you probably know, Lelo are very well-known for their high-quality, attractive toys. They don't come cheap, but they're definitely worth it. As they're rechargable, and come with the chargers - you're also saving a fortune on batteries, and not running the risk of having to change batteries halfway through a self-love session!

Anyway, onto my review. The toy is mainly aimed at women so that's who I'm aiming the review at, but of course this applies to the guys too - why not treat your lady??

The Lelo Elise is a stunner. It comes in the customary Lelo packaging, which is subtle and screams "classy." It's also not over-the-top, and more importantly, it's accessible. No cut fingers, and no super-human strength required to get in! As the charger is included, you can get it plugged in right away and in a few short hours you can play! It comes with a lovely bag so you can stash it safely and hygienically away in your hidden place... or if you've got your own place, wherever you damn well like!!

Once charged, the Elise is impressive. As I said, it looks lovely, and it certainly packs a punch, but in a good way. It has 5 pulse options, and several vibration levels. The top one is more than enough to knock anyone's socks off - even mine, and I'm incredibly difficult to please! When it comes to using the Elise, just use your imagination. It's a phallic shape (although given its size, most men would feel incredibly blessed to be so large - but it's not uncomfortable as it's so smooth) so it's insertable. This way you can take full advantage of the dual motors, one pulsing inside and stimulating the G-Spot, the other doing wonders in your clitoral region! Alternatively, you can simply hold it so the end is resting on the clitoris and tease your way to oblivion! The possibilities are endless. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, just mess around with it and see what's best for you. It took me a few uses to get the best out of it as it's very different to a rabbit vibrator, which is my usual favourite!

What's also great about the Elise is it's great for couples play too. It can be used as a massager (it's definitely powerful enough!), or simply to play with your other half's bits and pieces - even pressing this against your cheek whilst going down on him is sure to drive him crazy!

What I really like about this toy is you can ramp it up to the top setting (what can I say, I'm a vibration queen!) and it's still not very noisy. Many toys sound like pneumatic drills at this kind of level, but not the Elise. It's audible, of course, but even if you weren't alone in the house, the sound wouldn't take much masking - which is a huge selling point.

I'm incredibly critical when it comes to sex toys, but it's hard to find anything negative to say about the Lelo Elise. It looks great, is high-quality, great packaging, comes with a bag and charger, and is extremely powerful. So if you're feeling a little flash with your cash and want something you know is going to last you a very long time... then grab yourself one of these. You'll be pulling a sickie to stay in bed with this!

SPECIAL OFFER: Those lovely people at Jo Divine have something special just for you... 10% discount throughout July!!! Simply enter the discount code NUGGETSJULY when you spend over £30 on their website.